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Friday, 11 March 2016
Is there anything wrong with a catholic priest dancing with a masquerade
A Catholic priest pictured above dancing with a masquerade at a funeral in Nnewi, Anambra state. The photos were shared on Facebook and many Christians think its unacceptable, arguing that as a priest, he should not be mingling with an "unbeliever", the masquerade. Some others feel there's nothing wrong with this. What do you think? Please share your thoughts.Thursday, 10 March 2016
Before you take canned drinks please read this
On Sunday, a family went picnic with a tin can and a few drinks. Monday, two members of the family are admitted to the hospital and placed in the intensive care unit.They died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded that they were beaten by the ‘leptospirosis’.
The virus sticks to the cans, is invisible without the use of glasses / lenses grossisants. The results of the tests showed that Tin had been infected by the urine of mice which had dried. The urine contained ‘Leptospira i’. It is therefore recommended to rinse the cans and cans also before using the content.
Systematic and mandatory. The cans and cans are usually stored in the warehouse and delivered directly to retail without study of cleanliness.
It has been shown that the top of the cans and canned is more contaminated than public toilets (full of germs and bacteria). Therefore, clean them with water before putting in the mouth to completely avoid these accidents.
STAY SAFE
Very funny .. 15 types of students you will see in your class
I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.See below:-
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!
2. THE EFIWES/GURUS: Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!
3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES: I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.
4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close doors.
5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right whenever issues arises.
6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 80.
7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.
8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.
9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.
10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!
11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.
12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.
13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.
14. TALKATIVES: Football,fashion,politics,celebr would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.
15. Add yours……
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Saturday, 5 March 2016
10 kinds of guys that finds it difficult to woo a lady
It’s hard-wired into our psyche that only well to do guys are highly attractive and therefore, have the courage and what it takes to actually approach/woo a lady but the truth of the matter is that if you are wooing a lady with genuine intention, even the most articulate and confident guy can be rendered into anxiety and panic for possible outcome rejection and embarrassment.The ones who really have no romantic commitment and are only in for sexual intentions are never nervous wooing a lady even though they might not admit it. They subconsciously act like badoo and see any interaction as a route to s*x with that lady.
However, when guys decide whether to approach a lady, they normally calculate their chances of rejection correctly/incorrectly, thus overestimating their chances of rejection especially when a beautiful and sophisticated woman is involved
Enough of my lamentation; now I shall discuss the kinds of guys that find it difficult to approach/woo a lady
1. Virgin Guys
Some of us are not very confident and are usually very timid when it comes to expressing our love for a lady we deeply love. Though some of us may form badoo on social media but other there, when locked up inside the room with a lady, all we discuss is Olajumoke, the bread seller, and Saraki, who declared fake assests.. Often times, when I see a lady I deeply love, the thought of approaching her troubles me that I will have to hide somewhere and will beg my friends to woo her on my behalf.
2. Scholars
Believe it or not, most scholars tend to have boring social life. This is because they focus on their books more than anything else. Though ladies flirt with them for academic prevalence. After graduation, some of them may not even be able to approach a lady. Na their mumsy dey woo on their behalf. The worst scenario is that some of them will bag first class and may not be able to locate where the kitty cat is, at the age of 35 .
3. Short Guys
Don’t get this twisted cos it’s not a maximum generalization that all short guys are unable to approach/woo a lady. All I’m trying to say is that, research have it that short guys are usually very confident when approaching a lady, just that they are likely to find it difficult to approach a lady who is much more taller than they are. Let’s assume a guy is 5ft 10inch, approaching a lady of 6ft 2in won’t be easy.
4. Introverts
Introverts are as shy as virgin guys and are usually timid and nervous when it comes to approaching/wooing a lady. Even when some of them come across a lady they have serious crush on, for them to open their mouth in sealing the deal is a thug war of contest. Some of them cannot even decode greenlight or utilize opportunities. Some of them are usually in a boring relationship
5. Stingy Guys
The notion that Nigerian ladies are usually at the receiving end often makes me refrain myself from wooing ladies. Stingy guys are not very good in showing love because we know that no lady in her right sense of reasoning picks handsomeness over wealth. As a result of this, they employ lie to gain the love of a lady. Often times, if I have the intention of wooing a lady and she asks me for recharge card, I go just pick my slippers begin grab race.
6. Pastors (SU)
Though, I take exception to some pastors who are veteran wooers and can woo anything woo-able. Some of them no dey gawk themselves that they can even snatch the girlfriend/fiance of a brother in the church. When they spot a member they have interest in, they will go straight her telling her how God revealed to them she will be their wives. On the contrary, most of the pastors in Deeper life, MFM, Jehova witness are likely to be poor at approaching/ wooing ladies.
7. Grammatically Deficient Guys
Someone like me who can’t construct proper English often cram and rehearse what to say before approaching a lady. Take for example, let’s assume a chronic Ekiti guy like me wants to woo a Lagos babe, it’s usually a thug war of contest because I will be very mindful of my grammar; I will try to fake confidence and will eventually mess up at the end of the day. Our inability to speak fluently in English often makes say ru.bbish when approaching/wooing a lady
8. Mummy’s Boy
They won’t say a thing while chyking a girl without mentioning their mum’s name. Everything is all about their mother promised to take them to Dubai provided they score 160 in JAMB. Such ideology will make a lady have negative impression that her boyfriend is nothing but an immature boy.
9. Low Self Esteemed Guys
Guys with low self esteem don’t have what it takes to show their worth to a lady, therefore, they see money as the only tool or escape route to get the lady they desire. These kinds of guys are likely to find it difficult to approach/woo a lady cos their philosophy is that, money is all they need before they can ask a lady for a relationship
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
Hillarious: : Newborn baby thats actually 12 years old
The little baby is the country’s longest preserved test tube babyChina is celebrating the birth of the country’s longest preserved test tube baby, who was fertilised more than 12 years ago.
He was born on Wednesday in Tangdu Hospital, Shaanxi Province after surviving as a frozen embryo for more than a decade.
It’s not a sinister experiment, but a success story that could give hope to women across the country struggling with fertility problems.
China Daily reported a 40-year-old woman who suffered from polycystic ovary syndrome as well as blocked fallopian tubes had her embryos frozen when she first started trying to get pregnant through IVF in 2003.
No excuse for failure .. See photo
What's really your excuse? It is as they say 'the greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it'. This is a physically challenged girl identified as Tri Yakin Romaida Maury who has no hand, but she believes she was born to win. Tri who is now in Grade 11 (Social Studies), uses her right foot to write. According to reports, she loves to sing and she dreams to become a successful business woman.Easter Joke of the day ,,,
BREAKING NEWS ..........EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!!!Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation and rate of dollar to Naira in the country. He is demanding100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still ongoing which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are here by advise d to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he will receive alert 4rm his bank. Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences it may have caused you. Happy New MonthTuesday, 1 March 2016
Shocking: How 4 soldiers rapes 3 females students in kaduna
A member of the National Youth Service corps has given a really sordid account of how soldiers ‘kidnapped’ and brutally raped a young girl in Kaduna.The youth corp member who is currently serving in Kaduna sent a note to BellaNaija revealing the horrible thing that happened to one of his female students.
Below is what he wrote:
Hello, my name is Opeyemi and I’m a Corper in Kaduna, Kaduna south to be precise and I’m a teacher in a village secondary school named GSS Idon.
One of my female students was r*ped by soldiers in a barrack and this is the story:
On the 22nd of February 2016, a 17 year old female student of GSS idon (Kajuru,Kaduna south) name withheld was abducted by 2 male soldiers and brutally r*ped by 4 male soldiers.
According to police reports Patience went to idon town (the village she resides) to collect her note from her friend, on her way back two male soldiers on a bike were cat calling her. She ignored them and according to her they blew a white powdery substance on her face rendering her unconscious.
She awoke in an empty room in a barrack (Army Central Ammunition Depot Barrack, Kachia) and for 3 days she was brutally raped by 4 military men and they gave her razor cuts on her face, arms and legs. While raping her they continuously whispered in her ears that her friends were next.
On the third day after series of screaming by Patience a different male soldier who was passing by heard her and rescued her. He took her to the hospital for treatment where she was admitted on drip for two days.
The Commandant of the barrack and policemen in the community has taken the case up, however even the girl’s friends claim she knows one of the guys who r*ped her, the girl denies it and refuses to snitch saying she doesn’t know any of the soldiers.
Other sources disclose that she went to visit a soldier in the barrack and he and his friends had their way with her. Basically the four soldiers who r*ped her are still unknown and the females in the village are scared.
How to check jamb result free (without scratch card)
You can check your 2016/2017 JAMB/UTME Results free of charge (without scratch card) by following the 5 simple steps.But before you proceed, note that as of now, you check your 2016/2017 JAMB result free of charge ONLY 5 TIMES, after which it will require scratch card to for subsequent result checking. Don’t forget to “testify” via commenting below.
Now, to check our JAMB/UTME 2016/2017 results, Follow the Simple steps below.
How To Check Your 2016/2017 JAMB Result Free (Without Scratch Card)
– Go to JAMB/UTME portal:
http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme6/
– On the JAMB Result checking portal, click 2016 UTME Registration
– Then , click Check Result (see the right hand side).
– Now, input your JAMB Registration Number.
– Now click Check Result
Fifa honours enyema

World football governing body, FIFA, today honored Lille Metropole’s Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama for his outstanding performance with the French club. Enyeama shared a photo of himself holding the trophy and wrote;
"This is how goodness and mercy will follow you all this month of March. First day of the month, FIFA got me a trophy for hardwork, dedication, success. Thank you @fifa. I want to wish everyone reading this message a wonderful month of March. God did it for me. God will do it for us
Monday, 29 February 2016
Happy new month
Hello everyone as we step into the month of march so shall we march to our success in jesus name amen
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