Thursday 17 March 2016

Official WAEC may/june 2016/2017 timetable is out

Please take note that this the official WAEC time table for 2016/2017 academic session.
WAEC TIMETABLE FOR 2016/2017

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Tuesday 5th April.
2016 NIGERIAN LANGUAGE IGBO (OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM –
12:30PM YORUBA (OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM – 12:30PM
HAUSA (OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM – 12:30PM
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Tuesday 5th April. 2016 CIVIC EDUCATION (OBJ&ESSAY )
2PM – 5PM
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Wednesday 6th April 2016 PHYSICS PRACTICAL 9:30AM –
12:15PM
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Thursday 7th April 2016 LITERATURE IN ENGLISH (OBJ )
9:30AM – 10:45AM LITERATURE IN ENGLISH (PROSE )
10:45AM – 11:45AM
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Thursday 7th April 2016 GEOGRAPHY (OBJ&ESSAY ) 2PM
– 5PM
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Tuesday 12th April 2016 PHYSICS (OBJ&ESSAY) 9:30AM –
12:15PM
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Tuesday 12th April 2016 GEOGRAPHY 3 ( PRACTICAL and
PHYSICAL GEOGRAPHY ) 2PM – 3:50PM
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Wednesday 13th April 2016 CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL
9:30AM – 11:30AM
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Thursday 14th April 2016 GOVERMENT (OBJ&ESSAY )
9:30AM – 12:30PM
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Friday 15th April 2016 ENGLISH LANGUAGE (ESSAY)
9:30AM – 11:30AM ENGLISH LANGUAGE (OBJ) 11:30AM –
12:30PM ENGLISH LANGUAGE (TEST OF ORAL ) 3PM –
3:45PM
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Monday 18th April 2016 CHRISTIAN RELIGIOUS STUDIES
( OBJ&ESSAY) 9:30AM – 12:30PM
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ISLAMIC STUDIES ( OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM – 12:30PM
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Monday 18th April 2016 CHEMISTRY(OBJ&ESSAY) 2PM –
4:50PM
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Tuesday 19th April 2016 FINACIAL ACCOUNTING
( OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM – 1PM
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Tuesday 19th April 2016 BIOLOGY (OBJ&ESSAY ) 2PM –
4:30PM
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Wednesday 20th April 2016 AGRIC PRACTICAL 9:30AM –
11AM
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Thursday 21st April 2016 GENERAL MATHEMATICS
(ESSAY)
9:30 AM -12PM MATHEMATICS (OBJ) 2PM –
3:30PM
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Friday 22nd April 2016 ECONOMIES (OBJ&ESSAY) 9:30AM
– 12:30PM
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Monday 25th April 2016 BOOK KEEPING PAPER III&II
(OBJ&ESSAY) 9:30AM – 12:20PM
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Tuesday 26th April 2016 BIOLOGY PRACTICAL 9:30AM –
11:30AM
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Tuesday 26th April 2016 LITERATURE IN ENGLISH
(DRAMA&POETRY) 2PM – 4:30PM
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Thursday 28th April 2016 OFFICE PRACTICE
( EASSY &OBJ ) 2PM – 5PM
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Friday 29th April 2016 AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE
( OBJ&ESSAY ) 9:30AM – 12:30PM
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Tuesday 3rd May 2016 COMMERCE (OBJ&ESSAY) 2PM –
4:50PM
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Friday 6th May 2016 MARKETING ( OBJ&EASSY ) 9:30AM
– 12PM
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Friday 13th May 2016 FURTHER MATHEMATICS ( ESSAY )
9:30AM -12PM FURTHER MATHEMATICS ( OBJ ) 3:30PM
– 5PM
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Friday 11 March 2016

Very funny .. My experience with a guy in lagos

I used N4000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1000 to get food in a restaurant before I face Lagos traffic.
As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, “i love the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay”.
I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating .
He said again,”you eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating”.
I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000…
I thanked him for accepting to pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man.
He laughed at me and said,” De way dem go beat you for here ehh, na only God fit save you.!”.
What would you do?

Luiz suarez returns to liverool hangs out with friends

Despite making waves in Spain, Barcelona striker Luis Suarez keeps going back to his old club Liverpool -a club he says is close to his heart.
Making the most of his free time -given that Barcelona are not in action until Saturday, the Uruguayan returned to his former club earlier this week, where he hung out with some of his old team-mates.
Proving that boys will be boys, Suarez uploaded a picture to his Instagram of him and Brazilian midfielder Philippe Coutinho enjoying a game of FIFA 16.

Official rafa benitez signs three years deal with Newcastle

Daily Mail UK reports that Benitez arrived at St James’ Park just after lunchtime today and was confirmed as boss before heading to the club’s training ground to meet his new players.
The 55-year-old, who will take training this weekend before Monday’s trip to Leicester, said: “I have the pleasure to confirm I have committed to a legendary English club, with the massive challenge of remaining part of the Premier League.
“It will be a challenge not just for me and my staff but for the players, the club and the fans.
“All of us must push together in the same direction and with the same target in mind. This is the reason why I’m going to ask for your total support to successfully complete this task.
“Personally, it means my return to the Premier League, closer to my home and my family. I can’t be happier.
“C’mon Toon Army! The club and I need your total involvement!’
Managing director Lee Charnley added: ‘I am very pleased to welcome Rafa Benitez to the club. In Rafa we have, without doubt, secured the services of one of Europe’s top managers.
‘He has managed some of the most successful teams at the very highest level of the game and we are proud to now have him as our manager.

Richest people in nigeria

Here are the ten richest Nigerians all based on the current ranking of Forbes Africa list.
1. Aliko Dangote
Age: 58
Net Worth: $16.7 billion
Source of Wealth: Cement, Sugar, Flour
The Dangote Group was established as a small trading firm in 1977. Today, it is a multi-trillion naira conglomerate with many of its operations in Benin, Ghana, Nigeria, and Togo. Dangote has expanded to cover food processing, cement manufacturing, and freight.
The Dangote Group also dominates the sugar market in Nigeria and is a major supplier to the country’s soft drink companies, breweries, and confectioners.
The Dangote Group has moved from being a trading company to being the largest industrial group in Nigeria and includes: Dangote Sugar Refinery, Dangote Cement, and Dangote Flour.
2. Mike Adenuga
Age: 62
Net Worth: $6.5 billion
Source of Wealth: Telecom, Oil
His company Globacom is Nigeria’s second-largest telecom operator and also has a presence in Ghana and Benin. He also owns stakes in the Equitorial Trust Bank and the oil exploration firm Conoil (formerly Consolidated Oil Company). His telecom company Globacom spread quickly and started challenging the giant MTN Group.
It launched services in Benin in 2008 and has continued its spread across Ghana and Cote d’Ivoire, with more licenses currently being prospected in other West African countries.
3. Folorunsho Alakija
Age: 65
Net Worth: $1.7 billion
Source of Wealth: Oil
She is a business tycoon involved in the fashion, oil and printing industries. She is the group managing director of The Rose of Sharon Group which consists of The Rose of Sharon Prints & Promotions Limited and Digital Reality Prints Limited and the executive vice-chairman of Famfa Oil Limited.
4. Femi Otedola
Age:53
Net Worth:$1.6 billion
Source of Wealth: Gas stations
Femi Otedola is a Nigerian businessman, entrepreneur, philanthropist, and chairman of Forte Oil Plc, an importer of fuel products. He is also the founder of Zenon Petroleum and Gas Ltd, and the owner of a number of other businesses across shipping, real estate, and finance.
5. Abdulsamad Rabiu
Age: 55
Net Worth: $1 billion
Source of Wealth: Cement, sugar, flour
Abdul Samad Rabiu established BUA International Limited in 1988 for the sole purpose of commodity trading. The company engaged in the importation of rice, edible oil, flour and iron and steel.
In 1990, the then Government owned Delta Steel Company contracted BUA to supply its raw materials needs, for which Bua was paid with finished products.
This provided the much-needed windfall for the young company. Bua further ventured into steel, billets and iron ore importation and supplying multiple rolling mills in the country.
Few years down the line, BUA acquired Nigerian Oil Mills Limited, the largest edible oil processing company in Nigeria and later set up 2 flour milling plants in Lagos and Kano in 2005.
By 2008, Bua broke an eight-year monopoly in the Nigerian sugar industry by commissioning the second-largest sugar refinery in sub-Saharan Africa.
The company went on the acquire a controlling stake in a publicly listed Cement Company of Northern Nigeria in 2009 and commenced to the construction of a $500 million cement plant in Edo State to be commissioned early 2015.
6. Theophilus Danjuma
Age: 77
Net Worth: $75o million
Source of Wealth: Oil
South Atlantic Petroleum (SAPETRO) is a Nigerian oil exploration and production company that was created in 1995 by General T. Y. Danjuma. The ministry of Petroleum Resources in Nigeria awarded the Oil Prospecting License (OPL) 246 to SAPETRO in February 1998.
7. Tony Elumelu
Age: 52
Net Worth: $700 million
Source of Wealth: Investments
In his early career, Elumelu acquired and turned Standard Trust Bank into a top-five player in Nigeria. In 2005, his corporate reputation as an African business leader was sealed when he led the largest merger in the banking sector in Sub-Saharan Africa to acquire United Bank for Africa (UBA). In five years, he transformed it from a single-country bank to a pan-African institution with over seven million customers in nineteen African countries.
Following his retirement from UBA in 2010, Elumelu founded Heirs Holdings, which invests in the financial services, energy, real estate and hospitality, agribusiness, and healthcare sectors. In the same year, he established the Tony Elumelu Foundation, an Africa-based and African-funded philanthropic organization dedicated to the promotion of excellence in business leadership and entrepreneurship and to enhancing the competitiveness of the private sector across Africa.
In 2011, Heirs Holdings acquired a controlling interest in the Transnational Corporation of Nigeria Plc (Transcorp), a publicly quoted conglomerate that has business interests in the agribusiness, energy, and hospitality sectors. Elumelu was subsequently appointed the chairman of the corporation.
8. Jim Ovia
Age: 62
Net Worth: $550 million
Source of Wealth: Banking
Jim Ovia is the founder of Zenith Bank, one of the largest commercial banks in Nigeria. He is the chairman and largest individual shareholder with a stake of slightly more than 9% stake. He also owns prime real estate across Nigeria, and mobile telecom operator Visafone, which has 3 million subscribers.
9. Mohammed Indimi
Age: 67
Net Worth: $500 million
Source of Wealth: Oil
Mohammed Indimi is the chairman and leading shareholder of Oriental Energy Resources, a privately held Nigerian oil exploration and production company he founded in 1990. Oriental currently has three projects offshore of Nigeria’s Niger Delta region. Six of his children serve on the company’s board. His net worth dropped from an estimated $670 million a year ago due to ongoing low oil prices.
10. Orji Uzor Kalu
Age: 56
Net Worth: $330 million
Source of Wealth: Diversified
Orji Uzor Kalu is the founder of Slok Holding, a West African conglomerate with interests in shipping, banking, oil trading, manufacturing and the media. He got his start in business at age 19 after being expelled from a Nigerian university for spearheading a series of student riots. He borrowed $35 from his mother and started trading commodities like palm oil, rice, and sugar.
He diversified into furniture manufacturing and transportation and became a millionaire by the time he was 20. He hit the big time in the early 80s when the Nigerian military government awarded him lucrative contracts to import and supply arms and ammunition to Nigeria’s military and defense forces. He was previously a governor of Abia state in Nigeria’s southeast.

Newcastle sacks manager steve mcclaren

The management of Newcastle football club has sacked its manager, Steve McClaren after just nine months in charge of the team.
The former England boss was appointed in the summer after the club escaped relegation on the final day of the season.
A statement released by the club on Friday read: “After the defeat to Bournemouth on Saturday the Club has spent some time considering its position and has today concluded that Steve McClaren’s employment with the Club will end with immediate effect.
“We acknowledge that reaching this decision has taken a number of days and that this has caused uncertainty for everyone involved, in particular for Steve and the players, for which we apologise.
“However we felt that this time was necessary to ensure the right decisions were reached with the best interests of the Club at heart.
“I would like to thank Steve personally for his services to Newcastle United. He is a man of integrity and class and he has conducted himself with great dignity during this difficult time.
“Steve worked tirelessly to try and bring success to Newcastle United. He has the utmost respect of all the players, staff and management and he leaves with our very best wishes and sincere thanks.
“We feel that a change is now needed in order to give the Club the best possible chance of securing its Premier League future.
“A further announcement on a successor to Steve will be made in due course.”
Rafa Benitez is widely reported to have been handed the job to save the Toon’s season. Other reports claim that he has indeed signed a three-year deal with the club with the contract including a get-out clause and a severance package.
And Benitez, 55, is now considering the proposal, which includes a massive bonus and a long-term deal if he keeps Newcastle up.

Meet the couple who met at NYSC camp and they are getting married next month

Jolade and Dele met at their NYSC camp and will be getting married in Ibadan, Oyo state in April.

Olajumoke with VP's wife

The Women of Excellence Convention took place yesterday in Abuja and Olajumoke was one of the participants which also included the wife of the Vice President, Dolapo Osinbajo...

Is there anything wrong with a catholic priest dancing with a masquerade

A Catholic priest pictured above dancing with a masquerade at a funeral in Nnewi, Anambra state. The photos were shared on Facebook and many Christians think its unacceptable, arguing that as a priest, he should not be mingling with an "unbeliever", the masquerade. Some others feel there's nothing wrong with this. What do you think? Please share your thoughts.

Thursday 10 March 2016

Before you take canned drinks please read this

On Sunday, a family went picnic with a tin can and a few drinks. Monday, two members of the family are admitted to the hospital and placed in the intensive care unit.
They died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded that they were beaten by the ‘leptospirosis’.
The virus sticks to the cans, is invisible without the use of glasses / lenses grossisants. The results of the tests showed that Tin had been infected by the urine of mice which had dried. The urine contained ‘Leptospira i’. It is therefore recommended to rinse the cans and cans also before using the content.
Systematic and mandatory. The cans and cans are usually stored in the warehouse and delivered directly to retail without study of cleanliness.
It has been shown that the top of the cans and canned is more contaminated than public toilets (full of germs and bacteria). Therefore, clean them with water before putting in the mouth to completely avoid these accidents.
STAY SAFE

Very funny .. 15 types of students you will see in your class

I’ve observed that in every department In school, there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s start from somewhere.
See below:-
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always “spiritual” thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!
2. THE EFIWES/GURUS: Theses one’s are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!
3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES: I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.
4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close doors.
5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right whenever issues arises.
6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 80.
7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.
8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.
9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.
10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!
11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.
12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.
13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.
14. TALKATIVES: Football,fashion,politics,celebr would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.
15. Add yours……
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Saturday 5 March 2016

10 kinds of guys that finds it difficult to woo a lady

It’s hard-wired into our psyche that only well to do guys are highly attractive and therefore, have the courage and what it takes to actually approach/woo a lady but the truth of the matter is that if you are wooing a lady with genuine intention, even the most articulate and confident guy can be rendered into anxiety and panic for possible outcome rejection and embarrassment.
The ones who really have no romantic commitment and are only in for sexual intentions are never nervous wooing a lady even though they might not admit it. They subconsciously act like badoo and see any interaction as a route to s*x with that lady.
However, when guys decide whether to approach a lady, they normally calculate their chances of rejection correctly/incorrectly, thus overestimating their chances of rejection especially when a beautiful and sophisticated woman is involved
Enough of my lamentation; now I shall discuss the kinds of guys that find it difficult to approach/woo a lady
1. Virgin Guys
Some of us are not very confident and are usually very timid when it comes to expressing our love for a lady we deeply love. Though some of us may form badoo on social media but other there, when locked up inside the room with a lady, all we discuss is Olajumoke, the bread seller, and Saraki, who declared fake assests.. Often times, when I see a lady I deeply love, the thought of approaching her troubles me that I will have to hide somewhere and will beg my friends to woo her on my behalf.
2. Scholars
Believe it or not, most scholars tend to have boring social life. This is because they focus on their books more than anything else. Though ladies flirt with them for academic prevalence. After graduation, some of them may not even be able to approach a lady. Na their mumsy dey woo on their behalf. The worst scenario is that some of them will bag first class and may not be able to locate where the kitty cat is, at the age of 35 .
3. Short Guys
Don’t get this twisted cos it’s not a maximum generalization that all short guys are unable to approach/woo a lady. All I’m trying to say is that, research have it that short guys are usually very confident when approaching a lady, just that they are likely to find it difficult to approach a lady who is much more taller than they are. Let’s assume a guy is 5ft 10inch, approaching a lady of 6ft 2in won’t be easy.
4. Introverts
Introverts are as shy as virgin guys and are usually timid and nervous when it comes to approaching/wooing a lady. Even when some of them come across a lady they have serious crush on, for them to open their mouth in sealing the deal is a thug war of contest. Some of them cannot even decode greenlight or utilize opportunities. Some of them are usually in a boring relationship
5. Stingy Guys
The notion that Nigerian ladies are usually at the receiving end often makes me refrain myself from wooing ladies. Stingy guys are not very good in showing love because we know that no lady in her right sense of reasoning picks handsomeness over wealth. As a result of this, they employ lie to gain the love of a lady. Often times, if I have the intention of wooing a lady and she asks me for recharge card, I go just pick my slippers begin grab race.
6. Pastors (SU)
Though, I take exception to some pastors who are veteran wooers and can woo anything woo-able. Some of them no dey gawk themselves that they can even snatch the girlfriend/fiance of a brother in the church. When they spot a member they have interest in, they will go straight her telling her how God revealed to them she will be their wives. On the contrary, most of the pastors in Deeper life, MFM, Jehova witness are likely to be poor at approaching/ wooing ladies.
7. Grammatically Deficient Guys
Someone like me who can’t construct proper English often cram and rehearse what to say before approaching a lady. Take for example, let’s assume a chronic Ekiti guy like me wants to woo a Lagos babe, it’s usually a thug war of contest because I will be very mindful of my grammar; I will try to fake confidence and will eventually mess up at the end of the day. Our inability to speak fluently in English often makes say ru.bbish when approaching/wooing a lady
8. Mummy’s Boy
They won’t say a thing while chyking a girl without mentioning their mum’s name. Everything is all about their mother promised to take them to Dubai provided they score 160 in JAMB. Such ideology will make a lady have negative impression that her boyfriend is nothing but an immature boy.
9. Low Self Esteemed Guys
Guys with low self esteem don’t have what it takes to show their worth to a lady, therefore, they see money as the only tool or escape route to get the lady they desire. These kinds of guys are likely to find it difficult to approach/woo a lady cos their philosophy is that, money is all they need before they can ask a lady for a relationship

Wednesday 2 March 2016

Hillarious: : Newborn baby thats actually 12 years old

The little baby is the country’s longest preserved test tube baby
China is celebrating the birth of the country’s longest preserved test tube baby, who was fertilised more than 12 years ago.
He was born on Wednesday in Tangdu Hospital, Shaanxi Province after surviving as a frozen embryo for more than a decade.
It’s not a sinister experiment, but a success story that could give hope to women across the country struggling with fertility problems.
China Daily reported a 40-year-old woman who suffered from polycystic ovary syndrome as well as blocked fallopian tubes had her embryos frozen when she first started trying to get pregnant through IVF in 2003.

No excuse for failure .. See photo

What's really your excuse? It is as they say 'the greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it'. This is a physically challenged girl identified as Tri Yakin Romaida Maury who has no hand, but she believes she was born to win. Tri who is now in Grade 11 (Social Studies), uses her right foot to write. According to reports, she loves to sing and she dreams to become a successful business woman.

Funny text a girl sends to her boo

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