Easter Joke of the day ,,,

BREAKING NEWS ..........EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!!!Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation and rate of dollar to Naira in the country. He is demanding100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still ongoing which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are here by advise d to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he will receive alert 4rm his bank. Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences it may have caused you. Happy New Month

Shocking: How 4 soldiers rapes 3 females students in kaduna

A member of the National Youth Service corps has given a really sordid account of how soldiers ‘kidnapped’ and brutally raped a young girl in Kaduna.
The youth corp member who is currently serving in Kaduna sent a note to BellaNaija revealing the horrible thing that happened to one of his female students.
Below is what he wrote:

Hello, my name is Opeyemi and I’m a Corper in Kaduna, Kaduna south to be precise and I’m a teacher in a village secondary school named GSS Idon.
One of my female students was r*ped by soldiers in a barrack and this is the story:
On the 22nd of February 2016, a 17 year old female student of GSS idon (Kajuru,Kaduna south) name withheld was abducted by 2 male soldiers and brutally r*ped by 4 male soldiers.
According to police reports Patience went to idon town (the village she resides) to collect her note from her friend, on her way back two male soldiers on a bike were cat calling her. She ignored them and according to her they blew a white powdery substance on her face rendering her unconscious.
She awoke in an empty room in a barrack (Army Central Ammunition Depot Barrack, Kachia) and for 3 days she was brutally raped by 4 military men and they gave her razor cuts on her face, arms and legs. While raping her they continuously whispered in her ears that her friends were next.
On the third day after series of screaming by Patience a different male soldier who was passing by heard her and rescued her. He took her to the hospital for treatment where she was admitted on drip for two days.
The Commandant of the barrack and policemen in the community has taken the case up, however even the girl’s friends claim she knows one of the guys who r*ped her, the girl denies it and refuses to snitch saying she doesn’t know any of the soldiers.
Other sources disclose that she went to visit a soldier in the barrack and he and his friends had their way with her. Basically the four soldiers who r*ped her are still unknown and the females in the village are scared.

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Fifa honours enyema

World football governing body, FIFA, today honored Lille Metropole’s Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama for his outstanding performance with the French club. Enyeama shared a photo of himself holding the trophy and wrote;
"This is how goodness and mercy will follow you all this month of March. First day of the month, FIFA got me a trophy for hardwork, dedication, success. Thank you @fifa. I want to wish everyone reading this message a wonderful month of March. God did it for me. God will do it for us

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Happy new month

Hello everyone as we step into the month of march so shall we march to our success in jesus name amen